Hey I'm Darian, I love pokemon, harry potter, music, and sailor moon. I have an awesome boyfriend and really great friends.
me: okay that's cool, just stop in the middle of the hallway, i have all day
me: she’s a bitch
me: you need to go back to first grade
me: i’m hungry
me: you got some face on your make-up
me: ugh
me: why did you bring your designer bag to school
me: ew
me: i’m tired
me: stop screaming you’re right next to her whore
me: fuck my life
Harry Potter and the HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A VOLDEMORT ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD!!
Harry Potter and the OMG THERE’S A SNAKE IN THE BASEMENT!!
Harry Potter and the WTF, MY GODFATHER IS A FUGITIVE!!
Harry Potter and the WHO THE HELL PUT MY NAME IN THAT FRIGGEN GOBLET??!
Harry Potter and the THIS BELLATRIX BITCH IS CRAZAY!!
Harry Potter and the I’M SO ANGRY AT EVERYONE ALL THE TIME!!
Harry Potter and the WHOA! WHERE THE HELL DID NEVILLE COME FROM??!
(Source: pinkpygmypuff)
#i love that he’s adjusting the place setting as he says #it’s not just about teaching klaus manners #he’s like these god damn people don’t know a proper place setting either #who the fuck puts the napkin there #i am one elbow on the table away from killing you allThe tags. lol#i am one elbow on the table away from killing you all
oh mY GOD
#I AM ONE ELBOW ON THE TABLE AWAY FROM KILLING YOU ALL
“Did you love Annie right away, Finnick?” “No.” A long time passes before he adds,”She crept up on me.”
(Source: joshmellark)
lizdexia: lowtax: motherofanangel:
Pizza Cupcakes
because I’m a geniusplease i wan t
OH MY GOD I’M MAKING THESE TOMORROW.
(Source: jellybeanjody2)